Rickmtha fknJones

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Male,41, Married, United States

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Age 41
Gender Male
Country United States
Sexual Orientation Straight
Relationship Status Married
Personal Web http://rickmthafknjones.blogspot.com
Here for Friends, Networking
Height / Body Type 60 cm / Slim/Slender
Ethnicity White
Birthday Aug 30
Zodiac Sign Virgo
Smoke / Drink Yes / Yes
Other Info
I would Like to Meet My youngest daughter. Her mother kidnapped her and moved away twelve years ago. I recently located her by looking on MySpace.com, but have yet 2 actually meet her in person.
On Campus Iam Usually around in demand.
The dumbest thing i ever said in class was (upon meeting Robin Jones 4 the very first time) Hey! If we get married U won't have 2 change Ur last name!
After Graduation I will.. be drunk and naked. Not necessarily in that order.
Things I'm Passionate about the revolution.
Things that turn me off people who want 2 get hella close hella fast.
When I go on a date I.. am either with my wife or hiding from her, depending on the date.
My friends call me DickSlippery or DS
In my bedroom you will find.. The Periodic Table of Sexual Positions
Last time I got lucky was stumbling across this site
I need to get lucky again IMMEDIATELY
 
Vital Info
About Me happily married - poorly imitated - delightfully wicked - morally bankrupt - terribly cute - pharmaceutically enhanced - widely distributed - unfairly targeted - maliciously prosecuted - environmentally safe - overly dramatic - hormonally challenged - unexpectedly sexy - independently studied - widely rumored - mostly sunny - conveniently located - generally admitted - deceptively clever - borderline psychotic - tremendously charming - delightfully witty - extremely disturbed - aerodynamically engineered - scantily clad - reasonably priced
Member Since 17th Feb 08
Last Updated 29th Feb 08
   
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Just Who the FUCK duz th ..

OK - I joined this site earlier 2day, and I don't know if it iz some kind of glitch or what, but 4 some reason I can't upload any photos 4 my profile right now. It could just be that I am an idiot, but I doubt it. I know I would have looked like an idiot if I hadn't had the bright idea 2 write this thing on a notepad and copy and paste it 2 my blog later. 4 some reason (which may or may not be related 2 the upload problem I mentioned earlier...) I can't seem 2 get this fucking thing 2 backspace whenever I make a typing error. That's fucking ridiculous. I have been blogging on the net now 4 the past two years. My other blogs can be found on blogger.com (where I blog az RickmthafknJones) and at adultmatchdoctor.com (on AMD U should be looking 4 one DickSlippery...) should anyone give a shit. Just click the link and kick back and enjoy hours of entertaining reading! OK - once U all stop laughing and start taking this seriously we can finally get on with it. Seriously, though... In the meantime, I would have 2 say that it looks like I have found a new place 2 blog, huh? It's a good fucking thing 2, cuz I don't know where else besides AMD that anyone could possibly be interested in what I have 2 say. When I found this spot I wuz literally overjoyed! I had 4gotten what it felt like 2 be new. I've been blogging in both of my other spots (and occasionally on MySpace.com az well) 4 over two years, so I guess it would be safe 2 assume that everywhere but here motherfuckers know how 2 deal with me. Good luck figuring that out, BTW! LOL Az long az I have Ur attention I may az well tell U guys a little about me, huh? OK...

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