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OK - I joined this site earlier 2day, and I don't know if it iz some kind of glitch or what, but 4 some reason I can't upload any photos 4 my profile right now. It could just be that I am an idiot, but I doubt it.

I know I would have looked like an idiot if I hadn't had the bright idea 2 write this thing on a notepad and copy and paste it 2 my blog later. 4 some reason (which may or may not be related 2 the upload problem I mentioned earlier...) I can't seem 2 get this fucking thing 2 backspace whenever I make a typing error. That's fucking ridiculous.

I have been blogging on the net now 4 the past two years. My other blogs can be found on blogger.com (where I blog az RickmthafknJones) and at adultmatchdoctor.com (on AMD U should be looking 4 one DickSlippery...) should anyone give a shit. Just click the link and kick back and enjoy hours of entertaining reading! OK - once U all stop laughing and start taking this seriously we can finally get on with it. Seriously, though...

In the meantime, I would have 2 say that it looks like I have found a new place 2 blog, huh? It's a good fucking thing 2, cuz I don't know where else besides AMD that anyone could possibly be interested in what I have 2 say. When I found this spot I wuz literally overjoyed! I had 4gotten what it felt like 2 be new. I've been blogging in both of my other spots (and occasionally on MySpace.com az well) 4 over two years, so I guess it would be safe 2 assume that everywhere but here motherfuckers know how 2 deal with me. Good luck figuring that out, BTW! LOL

Az long az I have Ur attention I may az well tell U guys a little about me, huh? OK - well, I am married (although just how long I will manage 2 stay that way iz a matter of debate), I am 41 (look younger) and reasonably good looking. What I lack in pretty I more than make up 4 in enthusiasm. I fucking LOVE porn! I dig just about any porn out there (minus the shit that has animals or kids or shitting or gross ass shit like that. Fuck all that bullshit, and anyone who fucking digs it...) I am a writer (fancy way of saying unemployed) and lyricist who published a book of poetry in 1995. In 2006 I wuz nominated az Poet of the Year by the International Society of Poetry, but un4tunately, az good az that wuz, someone else must have been better that year cuz I didn't win the motherfucker.

In case U haven't noticed (and if U haven't noticed it has 2 be becuz U are fucking blind and someone else iz reading it 2 U), I have an unusual writing style. I call my bastardization of the English language Narcoglyphs. It takes a little bit of getting used 2, but once U get the hang of it it will come like second nature. U won't even fucking notice it. Until U notice Urself doing it, that iz! I wouldn't worry 2 much about it, though. Assuming we haven't warmed ourselves off the globe by then and that the reason the Mayan calendar ends on 12-21-2012 iz becuz the guy who wuz writing the damned thing decided 2 go get his dick sucked right about the time that Cortez came a calling and he just never got back 2 it (rather than becuz that's when the calendar ends) then everyone will be using Narcoglyphs by 2100. They won't like it until around 2237, but U had better believe they're gonna fucking use them anyway!

Well...I guess that's all 4 now. This iz the first of what I hope will be many, many blogs here on Hustler. It sure has been fun making Ur acquaintance. We will talk again really soon, I promise. Until then I will just keep on

Keeping U posted

DS

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